Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Have You Visited The Clinic Yet???

On a normal and boring Friday night, we were walking along the streets of Suntec after dinner, thinking of where to go and what to do...Suddenly, we saw a group of young kids gathering and laughing loudly across the road, we all began to feel old and decided to relive the young hippy days like them!! In order to let us feel young again, we need to be hip!!! And in order to feel hip, we needed medications and treatments for that!!! But where can we get these medications and treatments?????? Thus we went to The Clinic to seek medical advices... Hahahaaa!!

When we arrived at The Clinic, we saw sexy nurses walking around in tight PVC short skirts and revealing tops!! The male patients must be having a good time looking at them there!!! There's even ang moh nurses!! Probably that's one of the treatment to treat patients with tired eyes!! Hehee...

So Eileen approached one of the staffs and were told to look for our own empty beds to rest on... Damn... This is a self service clinic!! Why can't they bring us to our beds huh??! Somemore the room got no air-con one!! If we want to be in the air-conditioned room, we need to pay for cover charge lor! Furthermore, The Clinic was so crowded with other patients that all the beds were occupied!!! What's the problem?? Why is everyone falling sick??!

Luckily, we saw some other patients checking out of The Clinic, so we quickly sat onto their beds!! Kekeke...

We consulted the staffs on our illness and were given a choice to choose for our medical treatments. Each treatment costs $50 nett... So we chose to go for the injection first then on the drip!!! We were given 6 syringes and a packet of drip to share among all.
We were treated with cocktails in both the syringe and the drip... I can't remember the name of the syringe medication but I certainly remember that the medication in the drip is called SEX ON THE DRIP!!!


Unfortunately the outcome after the treatment was not very successful - Think the doctor was just trying to make us high instead lah! Ahahaa!! Since we do not feel hip enough, we went to MOS after that!!

But Fang decided not to join us as it wasn't too convenient for her in MOS... Oh yah, many passerbys thought that her clutches were props that belongs to The Clinic lor!! Kekeke...

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